아이러브프렌즈 How I Met Your Mother (HIMYM) 8x24 영어자막 (SMI, SRT)

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Kids, in the spring of 2013,

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We were all tying up loose ends

before the big wedding.

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<i>I was right here</i>

<i>in this very room,</i>

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<i>Putting the finishing touches</i>

<i>on the house.</i>

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Oh, come on!

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Narrator: <i>Barney and robin</i>

<i>were wrapping up rehearsal</i>

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<i>For their first dance.</i>

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That was amazing.

We can do better.

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Back to one, everyone!

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Reload the cannons,

we'll go again right away.

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(sighs)

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Narrator: <i>And lily and marshall</i>

<i>were packing</i>

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<i>For their year in Italy.</i>

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(phone rings)

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Hello.

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How's my favorite

daughter-in-law?

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Oh, things are

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A bit crazy here.

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We've got this big move to rome

coming up,

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And I, I just can't shake

the feeling

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That I'm forgetting something,

you know.

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I know, I know,

I'm being crazy, right?

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Right, judy?

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Right,

judy?

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You're moving to rome?!

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(whispering):

Is that my mom?

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Don't mention rome.

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You didn't tell

your mom about rome?

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It didn't feel right.

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This isn't

over-the-phone news.

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This is face-to-face news.

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I was gonna tell her

when we see her at christmas.

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You were gonna wait and tell her

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After we had already been living

there for six months?

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That... Was a great plan.

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Damn it.

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Hey, mom, it's marshall.

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If you're moving to rome,

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I at least need to see

my grandson before you go!

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Of course, and that is why

we would love

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For you to come visit us

for a week.

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No.

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The place will be all packed up.

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Oh, oh, uh, okay, hey, mom,

better idea:

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How about we all come visit you

for a week?

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I can't go to minnesota

for a week.

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I have a job.

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Okay, mom, here's the plan:

Um, lily has to work,

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So marvin and I will come visit

you for a whole week,

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And I-I'll see if I can

get a last-minute flight.

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You are going to take

my infant son

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Away from me for a whole week?

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Whoo!

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So, what do you want

to do tonight--

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Drink ourselves blind,

set a car on fire?

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(gasps) ooh, watch a movie

that doesn't start

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With a desk lamp jumping

on top of a capital "I"?

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I'm all yours, teddy westside.

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Actually, tonight

it's teddy westchester.

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Got to head up to the house,

take care of some stuff.

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Oh, yeah,

how's the restoration going?

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Actually, done.

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You finished the house?

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Well, I want to see it.

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Marshall already canceled

the cable, huh?

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And the wi-fi.

It's like <i>little house</i>

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<i>On the freaking prairie</i>

<i>up there.</i>

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Mm-hmm.

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Well, the wedding

planning is done,

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So tonight is all about relaxing

and celebrating

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Everything that makes us

awesome,

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Which is why

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I requested our favorite table.

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The one by the window.

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Where we were sitting the night

we saw those two bums fighting.

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Both:

Over a sandwich.

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(both laughing)

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We almost called the cops.

(sighs)

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And then we realized

they weren't fighting at all.

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They were making love.

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(sighs)

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Over a sandwich.

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Oh, I almost forgot.

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(gasps)

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Ha-ha, yeah.

No way,

is that...?

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El piramide.

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The first cigar

we ever smoked together.

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Aw, barney.

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(chuckles)

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Woman:

Excuse me.

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Hi.

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Could you not?

Thanks.

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Uh...

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Dude, I'm not gonna

light 'em up in here.

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I'm just looking

at 'em.

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Right, but even

when they're unlit,

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The smell-- it's very...

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Pungent.

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Exactly--

thank you.

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It's a very pungent smell.

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So, could you not?

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Thanks.

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Okay.

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(sighs)

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I'm sorry, can you also

put the bag away?

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It-it's just really

unappetizing to look at.

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You're unappetizing to look at.

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You know what?

Um, I'll put them away, okay?

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Enjoy your night.

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We'll try.

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Did those two just become

our archenemies?

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No, robin, they've

always been

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Our archenemies.

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They've only just

revealed themselves.

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Hi, kristen?

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Everyone pronounces it wrong.

(groans)

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The "r" is

after the "I."

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Kirsten.

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And before the "I."

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(sighs)

it's krirsten.

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Your table's ready.

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Wow, they're "trerrible."

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You know what?

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Don't even think

about them, okay?

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Tonight is about

celebrating us.

You're right,

you're right.

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We shouldn't let

a couple...

Man:

Nope, nope.

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I'm a self-diagnosed

claustrophobic.

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I have to sit

next to the window.

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No, that's our table,

that's our table,

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That's our table,

that's our table,

that's our table,

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That's our table.

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(groans)

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You know what?

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Screw celebrating us.

You know what we're gonna do?

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Both:

Make those smug,

obnoxious sons of bitches pay.

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Aw...

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(both giggle)

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Narrator:

<i>So aunt lily and I drove up</i>

<i>to westchester.</i>

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(phone rings)

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Hey, baby,

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How's minnesota?

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Marshall:

It is so much fun.

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Marshall, I made you this

welcome-home ice cream sundae.

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But I can't remember,

do you like crushed nuts?

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Marshall:

I love

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Crushed nuts.

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Oh!

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Anyway, it's,

it's great to be home.

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How's judy doing?

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Oh, she's great.

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It's cute, you know,

she keeps joking

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About how she's not

gonna let us leave.

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I'm really not.

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It's not a joke.

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(laughing)

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(all laughing)

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Judy's going to talk him

out of going to rome.

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I knew something was going

to screw up our plans,

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And this is it.

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She is going to convince him

never to leave the country.

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I think

you're imagining things.

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Oh, yeah? Well, check out

what's already on facebook.

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Inconclusive.

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Oh, really?

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It's getting

conclusiver.

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Hey, lily.

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What?

Come on.

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Okay, open 'em.

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Your eyes-- sorry,

they should have been closed.

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That one's on me.

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Let's try again.

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Wow.

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Ted, you did this

all yourself?

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Just like ryan gosling

in   <i>the notebook.</i>

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I was pretty manly

till I mentioned

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Ryan gosling

in <i>the notebook,</i> huh?

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Even I haven't seen it, ted.

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Just think, this is the house

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Your kids are going

to grow up in.

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They are going to

roast marshmallows

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In this fireplace.

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They're gonna

experiment

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With recreational drugs

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On that porch.

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They're gonna sit

on a couch right here

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And listen to your

boring stories about...

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"for sale" sign?

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Are you selling this place?

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Yeah.

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Why?

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Because I'm moving to chicago.

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Ow.

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So, what are

we gonna do--

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Put something in their food,

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Key their car?

Ooh,

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Do either

of those cigars explode?

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Hold on, wile e. Coyote,

I think I got something.

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He's checking

out the hostess.

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Now, a guy who's happily in

a relationship sees a girl

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Like that, he'll check her out

maybe 14, 15 times, tops.

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16 times, tops.

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So krirsten's more invested

in the relationship

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Than her fella is.

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That could spell trouble.

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Challenge accepted.

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Hey, do you think it's bad luck

for a bride

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To break up two strangers

a week before her wedding?

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I'd say it's very bad luck...

For krirsten.

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(both laughing)

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Ow, I hate this table so much!

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Why would you move

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To chicago?

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Because it's the perfect town

for me.

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I-it's like a clevelandy

new york,

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And-- don't act like

you haven't noticed--

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My hair excels in the wind.

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Besides,

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You're moving to rome.

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Yeah, for a year,

a-and when we get back,

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We need you to be here waiting

for us,

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Hopefully living in this house

with your future bride.

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Wha... What future bride?

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The girl.

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She's out there

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Walking around new york city

right now,

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Probably in a pair

of really cute boots

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That she's gonna let me borrow

whenever I want

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Because we're the same size.

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She is out there, ted.

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Is she, really?

Because I've looked.

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I have looked high

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And low for someone I can love

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And adore and cook waffles for.

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The closest I've come is

marshall.

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He does love your waffles.

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It's the

cinnamon.

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I add cinnamon.

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She's not in new york.

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Maybe she's in chicago.

(phone rings)

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Okay, you are being ridiculous.

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You are going to find someone

here in new york

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That you love

just as much as I love marshall.

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And you,

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If you let judy talk you out

of going to Italy, so help me,

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I will never let you stuff

my ravioli again.

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I'm gonna take you

off speaker.

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Lily, you got to relax.

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Okay, my mom is psyched

about Italy.

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She keeps making jokes

about how she's gonna

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Come live with us in rome

and sleep on the couch

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And cook every meal for us

252

00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:23,995

So we never have to go

to a restaurant

253

00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:25,163

The whole year we're there.

254

00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:25,997

It's not a joke.

255

00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:27,032

By not saying no

256

00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:29,100

To me right now,

you are giving me

257

00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:31,202

Your full consent

for that to happen.

258

00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:32,571

(laughs)

259

00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:35,073

(laughing and mumbling)

260

00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,107

(forced laugh)

261

00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:37,676

I got to go.

262

00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:39,744

Barney:

"I'm probably saying

some political stuff

263

00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:40,912

Right now to sound smart."

264

00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,448

"I'm probably referring

to some snooty podcast

265

00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:45,517

To sound even smarter."

266

00:09:45,519 --> 00:09:47,052

"I'm probably saying

something in french."

267

00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:48,053

Aah!

268

00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:49,054

My god...

269

00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:50,956

Ow.

270

00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:51,957

Okay,

271

00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:52,958

You want to break them up?

272

00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,259

I got a plan.

273

00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,394

It's something I know has worked

in the past,

274

00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:57,929

But it-it's, it's risky,

275

00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,398

So it's, it's not too late

to call it off.

276

00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,034

No way, I'm in.

Good, 'cause it's too late

to call it off.

277

00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,936

Observe.

278

00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,104

And that is

why the senate

279

00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,606

Can't push anything through.

280

00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:09,474

And doug mand said

the same thing in his podcast.

It's like,

281

00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:11,810

"après moi le déluge!"

282

00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,044

(laughing)

283

00:10:15,414 --> 00:10:17,482

Ooh.

284

00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:18,583

Oh, my gosh.

285

00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:19,985

Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh.

286

00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:22,253

Yes, yes, yes.

287

00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:23,421

Yes!

288

00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:24,222

Man:

What?

289

00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:25,457

Krirsten:

Yes!

290

00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:28,293

(chuckles) even though

a ring in a champagne glass

291

00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,128

Is a total cliché

and this is a cushion cut.

292

00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,130

And how long have I been hinting

that I want a princess cut?

293

00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,164

But yes!

294

00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:34,799

That's a mistake.

That's not from me.

295

00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,801

It's not?

296

00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:40,138

We've only been together

seven years.

297

00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:43,008

Now it becomes clear.

Here we go.

298

00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:45,410

You want commitment the same way

you want my brother

299

00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,979

To work for you.

I'm sorry I didn't put an

engagement ring in your drink.

300

00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:51,316

The way you chug booze,

I'm surprised you even noticed.

301

00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,518

So, when are you leaving?

302

00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,153

Day after the wedding.

303

00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,154

What?

304

00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,323

You can't miss the day

after the wedding.

305

00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:01,693

That's when we sit around

all hungover, drinking mimosas

306

00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:03,862

And talking smack

about who looked fat.

307

00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,930

That's my christmas.

308

00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:08,900

Why are you in such a rush

to get out of there?

309

00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,871

Oh.

310

00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:15,306

Of course.

311

00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:17,375

You're not leaving

because you think

312

00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:19,611

The love of your life

isn't in new york.

313

00:11:19,613 --> 00:11:21,680

You're leaving because

you think she is.

314

00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:23,114

And this time next week,

315

00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:26,051

She'll be married

to your best friend.

316

00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:28,019

(phone rings)

317

00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,554

(sighs) baby!

318

00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:30,955

I am in the middle

319

00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:34,959

But real quick: If you let judy

come to rome with us,

320

00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:37,028

You are going to have

to find someone else

321

00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,064

To do your laundry

and massage your feet.

322

00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:41,966

Oh, my gosh, she's going to do

all that, won't she?

323

00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:44,135

Lily, you have to stop

freaking out.

324

00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,337

Nothing is going to screw up

the plan.

325

00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:47,972

We're doing this.

326

00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:49,240

I love you.

327

00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:50,975

I love you, baby. Bye.

328

00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,512

(phone rings)

329

00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:55,914

Hello?

330

00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:57,248

Hi. Marshall eriksen?

331

00:11:57,250 --> 00:12:00,318

I'm calling from the new york

state judiciary committee.

332

00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,887

Uh, you applied for a judgeship

a few months ago, remember?

333

00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,422

Uh, of... Of course.

334

00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:05,857

Well, I have good news.

335

00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:08,059

We have a last-minute opening

on the bench.

336

00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,028

What are you saying to me

right now?

337

00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,529

I'm saying congratulations.

338

00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,598

We want you to be a judge.

339

00:12:20,439 --> 00:12:22,073

So, you want me to be a judge?

Yes.

340

00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,942

And I would start a week

from Tuesday?

Yes.

341

00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:26,111

Could I maybe start

a year from Tuesday?

No.

342

00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:27,946

Got to be a week from Tuesday?

Yes.

343

00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,414

And I'd be a real judge?

Yes.

344

00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,381

With a robe?

Yes.

345

00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:31,416

Gavel?

Yes.

346

00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,118

Wacky southern accent?

No.

347

00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,352

(bad southern accent):

Now, counselor,

348

00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:35,754

Are you absolutely sure?

349

00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,455

Yes.

And I have to be

in new york for this?

350

00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,090

Yes.

I can't telecommute?

351

00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,192

No.

I couldn't be the crazy

speakerphone judge?

352

00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,927

No.

Could I be a hologram?

353

00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,629

No.

Animatronic robot

354

00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,765

Like abe lincoln

from the hall of presidents

355

00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:49,601

That I control from afar

with a joystick?

No.

356

00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,970

Do you remember the giant

jor-el head from <i>superman?</i>

357

00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,071

Yes.

Well, what if I...?

358

00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:54,773

No.

Is there any way

359

00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:56,374

That I could do this

360

00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:59,444

And also spend

the next year of my life

361

00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,279

In Italy with my wife?

No.

362

00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,281

This is such a big decision.

363

00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,717

I-I'm not good at big decisions.

364

00:13:05,719 --> 00:13:08,153

Are you sure you want

to be a judge?

365

00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:13,057

Wow. Now that we've broken up

a seven-year relationship

366

00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:14,926

Just 'cause they

stole our table,

367

00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,761

I feel kind of...

Awesome?

368

00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:19,164

I was going to say horny,

but yeah, awesome, too.

369

00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,266

(both laughing)

370

00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:22,467

No way.

371

00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,102

Are you kidding me?

What?

372

00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:25,069

Barney:

Whoa. Is there

going to be a fight?

373

00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:26,404

Okay, here's the play.

374

00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,339

You take the girl, and

the guy and I will watch.

375

00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,975

Hello. Just the people

we want to see.

376

00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:34,646

We got in a pretty big fight

because of you guys.

377

00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:36,281

We had to call our

therapists after hours.

378

00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,283

Not cool.

379

00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,118

Anyway, it got us

to where we are now.

380

00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,519

We're getting married!

381

00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:43,788

And I'm taking

her last name.

382

00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,290

You should think

about doing the same thing.

383

00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:46,925

Well, good night.

Good night.

384

00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,693

Good night.

Congratulations.

385

00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:51,129

Yes, definitely.

386

00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:53,164

That was us.

387

00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:56,000

We made that happen.

388

00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,002

We're pretty cool.

389

00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,371

And, you know,

a week from today,

390

00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:03,842

We are going to be legend...

Wait for it...

391

00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:04,943

Married.

392

00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,811

Legend-married.

Legend-married.

393

00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:09,047

(both laughing)

394

00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:12,150

Robin scherbatsky,

I love you so damn much.

395

00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:14,786

I love you, too,

barney scherbatsky.

396

00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:16,454

That sounds good.

397

00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:17,989

Shh.

Think about it.

398

00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,524

Ted:

<i>They're happy.</i>

399

00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,359

<i>And I'm happy for them.</i>

400

00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,062

I want them to have an amazing

life together. I just...

401

00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:26,030

I just think it would

be best for everyone

402

00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:31,002

Did something happen recently

between you and robin?

403

00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,704

No.

404

00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,205

Where's the poop, ted?

405

00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,576

She called me up the other day.

406

00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,411

<i>She was trying</i>

<i>to dig up this locket</i>

407

00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,347

<i>She had buried behind</i>

<i>the central park carousel,</i>

408

00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:45,216

<i>And I blew off that</i>

<i>big interview to go help her.</i>

409

00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:49,120

And then... It started raining.

410

00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:54,392

I'll, uh...

411

00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,727

I'll see you

at the wedding.

412

00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,395

Yeah.

413

00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,397

Ted: <i>Even now,</i>

<i>after all these years,</i>

414

00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,866

There's still just

this part of me where,

415

00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,368

If there's even

the slightest chance

416

00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,203

Something I do

could make robin smile,

417

00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:08,239

I don't even think about it--

I just do it.

418

00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,607

I mean, if I could make

419

00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,442

That locket magically appear,

I would.

420

00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,544

I would open a vein in my arm

421

00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,747

If I could bleed

that locket out,

422

00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,815

Just to make her happy.

423

00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:22,086

That's just

a really sucky way to feel

424

00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,355

About your best friend's

fiancée.

425

00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:29,460

So I'm going to come

to the wedding, and, uh,

426

00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:32,196

You know, I'll have a good time,

but after that, I...

427

00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:34,499

What?

428

00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:39,037

(sighs)

I know where the locket is.

429

00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,438

What?

430

00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,607

I know where the locket is.

431

00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,642

It-it was a few years ago,

432

00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,244

<i>Right before you were</i>

<i>supposed to marry stella.</i>

433

00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:48,046

<i>I went down to the bar</i>

<i>one night</i>

434

00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:49,881

<i>To get a drink,</i>

<i>and what should I see?</i>

435

00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:50,982

Lily!

436

00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,750

Hey, girl.

437

00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,452

I got a question for you.

438

00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:58,089

Why isn't ted marrying me?

439

00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,457

Whoa...

440

00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,559

I'm sorry. Oh, god.

441

00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:02,927

I'm sorry.

442

00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:06,397

I just... I-I should

be happy for him,

443

00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,466

And yet here I am,

444

00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:12,170

Moving off to japan just

to get away from him.

445

00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,272

And-and I guess

to see those...

446

00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:17,008

Those terra-cotta warriors

and the great wall.

447

00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,743

Well, that's china.

448

00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:20,011

What? This?

449

00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:21,312

No, it's just a paper plate.

450

00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,314

(plate shatters)

451

00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,849

Uh, we should

get out of here.

452

00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,150

Come on. Come on.

Oh, totally.

453

00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,586

I know just where we should go.

454

00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,024

Man, you're fast

when you're drunk.

455

00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:36,094

But at least you're still

making good decisions.

456

00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,962

Central park,

around midnight,

457

00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,931

Digging a hole

with a spoon.

458

00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:41,099

Solid.

459

00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:43,134

Jackpot. (sighs)

460

00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,168

What is that?

461

00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,371

My something old.

462

00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:52,977

This locket was my grandma's.

463

00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:56,814

She kept it hidden in her butt

all through world war ii.

464

00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,116

What? Where was she?

465

00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:00,618

Winnipeg.

466

00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:01,986

(laughing)

467

00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:02,954

Oh, come on.

468

00:17:02,956 --> 00:17:05,289

Lily, it's a joke.

469

00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,291

Yeah, I was

going to wear this

470

00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:08,493

When I married ted.

471

00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:09,961

I guess that's not

going to happen.

472

00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:13,398

So I am taking it

with me to japan.

473

00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,968

Okay, lily, help me put

this locket in my butt.

474

00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:18,736

Okay. Uh, you know what?

475

00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:23,074

Why don't we put it

in this pencil box instead?

476

00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:27,011

Oh, and then I will take the

pencil box with me to japan.

477

00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:29,814

Okay. Hey, lily?

478

00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:33,017

Help me put this

pencil box in my butt.

479

00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:34,118

(laughing)

480

00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:37,188

Wait!

481

00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,824

There's one other thing

I have to do.

482

00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,592

Lily, it's very important.

483

00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,995

It's something

that needs to happen

484

00:17:43,997 --> 00:17:46,364

Right now.

Yeah?

485

00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,032

Then she barfed in my face.

486

00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:49,167

It was a lovely night.

487

00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:53,071

Wait. You put the locket

in the race car pencil box?

488

00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:56,040

Yep. And then robin

took it to japan.

489

00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:58,242

No, she didn't.

490

00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:03,381

It's sitting on my desk

at home right now.

491

00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,716

It's been with me all along.

492

00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:08,419

Ted.

The locket is in

the pencil box.

493

00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,121

This is awesome.

494

00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,556

Ted.

495

00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:12,957

No, I just... I just mean,

496

00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,626

This is going to be

the best wedding gift ever.

497

00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,062

It's going to blow her mind.

498

00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:19,130

Ted.

499

00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:22,600

Be careful.

500

00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:26,037

♪

501

00:18:32,377 --> 00:18:36,114

♪ well, this is just

a simple song ♪

502

00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:40,218

♪ to say what you've done

503

00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:44,388

♪ I told you

about all those fears ♪

504

00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,891

♪ and away they did run

505

00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:50,561

♪ you sure must be strong

506

00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:54,432

♪ and you feel like an ocean

507

00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,767

♪ being warmed by the sun...

508

00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,136

Come on, we got to go.

509

00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,303

Wait. What am I forgetting?

510

00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:02,240

Nothing. You're not

forgetting anything. Let's go.

511

00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:03,407

Oh, wait,

I'm forgetting something.

512

00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:04,976

What?

513

00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,945

♪ I swear that I dreamt

514

00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,313

Let's go get married.

Yeah.

515

00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:13,518

♪ your face on a football field

and a kiss... ♪

516

00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,919

Marshall:

Bottle for marvin

during takeoff.

517

00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,020

Got it, baby.

518

00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:17,021

Lily:

And hey, just think,

519

00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:19,090

One week from right now...

520

00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:20,158

We'll be in Italy.

521

00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,826

We'll be in Italy.

522

00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,761

Okay, um, I-I got to go, baby.

523

00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:26,164

Um, I love you.

524

00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,166

You still haven't told her.

525

00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,001

No.

526

00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,136

This is face-to-face news.

527

00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,971

Good luck with that...

528

00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,140

Your honor.

529

00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:40,711

♪ don't go thinking

you gotta be tough ♪

530

00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,013

♪ to bleed like a stone

531

00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,048

Hello.

532

00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:47,351

♪ could be there's

nothing else... ♪

533

00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,020

You want me

to grab your bag?

Yeah. Thanks.

534

00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,955

(yells in pain)

535

00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:56,027

Hey, I don't want to draw

focus from the wedding, so...

536

00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,995

Don't tell anyone

about chicago.

537

00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:00,831

It's a major city

with a bunch of sports teams

538

00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,133

And some pretty good pizza.

539

00:20:02,135 --> 00:20:04,035

I think people know

about chicago.

540

00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:07,805

What time do you

leave on Monday?

541

00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,006

Early.

542

00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,642

Gonna have to head back

to the city Sunday night.

543

00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,077

How are you

going to get back?

544

00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,147

Guess I'll take the train.

545

00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:28,559

♪ remember walking

a mile to your house ♪

546

00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,229

♪ a glow in the dark

547

00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:36,567

♪ I made a fumbling play

for your heart ♪

548

00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,103

♪ and the act struck a spark

549

00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:43,207

♪ you wore a charm

on the chain ♪

550

00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:46,744

♪ that I stole

especial for you ♪

551

00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:52,516

♪ love's such a delicate thing

that we do ♪

552

00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:55,119

♪ with nothing to prove

553

00:20:56,755 --> 00:21:01,225

♪ which I never knew.

554

00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:04,295

Hi. One ticket

to farhampton, please.

9999

00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00

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